Caliber Fluid

We are the antithesis of culture wars – or not, maybe, probably, actually, not really. We actually lost the culture war (we think); and we don’t know who or what has been cancelled. We are Caliber Fluid. We strive to find the joy in life by rendering crude opinions of caliber identifies within those who identify as members of a specific caliber identity, caliber group, or who may be caliber fluid.

All who identify with us, shall agree to, and ascent to being mocked.

We mean to bring about a little bit of lost fun and humor back to the world. Rhetoric, gest, guile, provocation, incongruity, and dismayed feelings of self-love the result of self-humor are few and far between. We strive to be all those cool and awesome things, but will probably settle somewhere in the middle – or more likely, somewhere way below the middle. But hey, we are trying.

We strive to be funny and quippy without too much thought as to whether the thought or idea (or mental provocation) is too rancid. Rancidity is the spice of life. The best self-love is a good amount of self-hate.

If you hate us, you hate us. We may hate you, not totally sure. We probably want you to invite you for coffee and see what we can do about your opinions.

If you love us, there is probably something wrong with you. Welcome – maybe.

If you are unsure of us; also welcome. You are probably normal.

If nothing above sounds acceptable – then you should probably not look through the rest of the site. We are not going to say sorry and we ain’t taking s&*t down.